Listen free to R. Kelly – Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 1, Chapter 2 and more). 12 tracks (40:37). Trapped in the Closet was released in November 8, 2005 to accompany the film of the same name. Dec 11, 2007 - Audience Reviews for R. Kelly - Trapped in The Closet Chapters 1-22. There are no featured reviews for R. Kelly - Trapped in The Closet.
Trapped in the closet. When I began my hunt for the worst movie ever made, I pretty much started knowing the answer. I don't have much doubt in my mind that 'Manos the hands of Fate' can't be beaten for that award, although there is plenty that comes close (ankle biters for example). There is, however, another reason I went on this mission, I found Troll 2 so funny, and became determined to find other movies that had the 'So bad it's funny' magic.
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Movies have come and gone, and provided many chuckles (Shark Attack 3 anyone?), but never did I expect to find a movie that would surpass the greatness of Troll 2. A movie that is so funny it hurts, so funny it could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. And that movie is performed, written and directed by non other than R Kelly. In some ways you could consider R Kelly to be a genius (and according to Wikipedia he persists that he is a genius), but not many.
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R Kelly has not only invented a whole new genre of moviedom, a 'Hip-Hopera', but he has also brought the ability to sng/mc/rap down to a level that can be accessible to the common man. For example, previously to sing/rap a 'song' from the top of your head would perhaps require a large amount of quick thinking and talent.
You would need to get your lines to fit a pattern of some sort (a 'tune' if you like) and perhaps try to make each line rhyme with the previous one by using words of a similar sound (for example, you can rhyme 'carrot' and 'parrot'. Did you see what I did there?). But now the rules have changed. It is now possible to rhyme lines with the same word exactly, over and over again, take this verse for example. Then opens the dresser (dresser) He looks at the closet (closet) I pull out my Beretta (Beretta) He walks up to the closet (closet) He's close up to the closet (closet) Now he's at the closet (closet) Now he's opening the closet.
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Or if that is too much for you try taking completely different words, and force them to rhyme by singing them in the same way. (note baretta and dresser above) take this verse for example He hopped out the car and walks over to me And said, 'License and registration, please' I looked up at him and said, 'Officer, is there something wrong?' He said, 'No, except you were were doing 60 in a 40 mile zone' There is also the classic rhyming of 'nuts' and 'spatula' And best of all, you don't need to sing about anything important, you can sing about mundane everyday tasks, but make sure you include every little thing you do.